Samurais are great


Samurais kick ass.

They are the best people on earth.

They go around chopping villagers in half to test the sharpness of their katanas. Some times A-hole villagers swallow big rocks to chip the Samurai's katana blades, so the samurai goes and eats the villager's entire family cause he can.

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Samurais have funky pony tails and hate everyone except other Samurais.

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Samurais have no own predators in the food chain.

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Samurais often kill and mame Ice Skaters, Roller Hockey players and many other useless people just cause they want to.

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Samurais watch Battle Dome all the time, unless they're watching wrestling, porn, kung fu movies or having sex with hot chicks.

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Samurais probably wanna kill you right now

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Samurais are absolutely massive (not in body size but coolness) and are ghetto fly

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All cool Samurais live in submarines and can fly

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Samurais are actually friends with Lumberjacks and Pirates

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Samurais hate communism, even though in theory it works

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Samurais break dance really well

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Samurais sniff glue

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Smoking cigarettes makes Samurais sexy and confident, women wanna have sex with samurais all the time

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Samurais know lesbians