I dislike alot of things.

Here's some off the top of my head:
*People with bad moustaches

*Christina Aguleira (or however her lame name is spelt, not that I give to shits)

*Lil Kim

*Magic Tricks

*Player Haters

*Yobbos

*Silverchair

*Poltics

*Communism

*George Washington

*Ants

*Mice

*Livers

* May (a terrible movie that I had endure, if u see this movie at your video shop shoot every single person in that room)

*Gothics

*Communists

*Hanson (these guys are not even classed as male in my books, i hope they suffer from down syndrome very soon)

*Bogans (Cars drive you around, what more should you care about than that? Go do brun outs in the McDonalds car park you white trash homos. Everyone hates Bogans besides other bogans, so if you are a bogan, don't kid yourself and think that people like you at all cause they don't, not even for a second)

*Mermen (I guess I'm just jealous cause they score with hot mermaids all day and I dont)

*Todd Hill (see below)

* Australian Idol (All reality TV sucks actually)

*Reality TV (Talk about kicking a dying dog to death! All these shows are lame and predictable and I hate them all)

*Kittens n Cats (The modern day plague)

I'm not gonna front for a second, Todd Hill is lame and sux beyond human belief.

Here are the facts to support my theory that Todd is the lamest human alive:

1. Todd lives in Tasmania. Ever been there? no! Ever known anyone from Tasmania? No! Ever wanna visit Tasmania? Never ever ever unless u hate yourself and are an extreme masochystic tool?

2. Todd plays men's netball. He wears a pleeted skirt while he plays too. My samurai spies in Tasmania saw him. Plus netball is a woman's sport and if you play netball you should be de-sexed.

3. Todd is friends with Coops aka Tim Cooper, a fact he can't deny so help him god.

4. Todd once had rabies and sars.

5. Todd won't tell anyone anything about himself.

6. Todd has no pimp juice at all, in any way shape or form.

7. Todd is a dead beat dad.

8. Todd won't pay child support for his test tube baby.

9. Todd is Mick's second in command at the Australian Communist Party.

10. Todd is a member of the KKK and is a Grand Wizard.

11. Todd is really Kidblount under a stupid rubber mask.

12. Todd plays cluedo non-stop and won't be any other playing piece besides Colonel Mustard or Professor Plum. He always picks the rope as a weapon too cause the rope is lame just like he is.

13. Todd is a vegetarian.

14. Todd owns Windchimes

15. Todd sneaks retards into sperm banks

16. Todd likes boy bands

17. Todd smokes pole

These are just some facts, don't player hate Todd ok!

What are the two gayest things in the world?

Reality TV and Mobile Phone Ringtones.

If you don't agree with me then you're obviously gay. Firstly, how many ways can they vary the reality TV idea? "Hey let's get a shitty old house and change it somehow!" or "Hey, let's put people on an island and make them do crazy stuff!" Who wouldn't wanna watch that! Me. Reality TV is for those who can't be arsed living an interesting life or those who have no imagineation and think "Wow, wouldnt it be totally zany if someone too a straight man and got a gay man to give him a make over! It would be like a real life odd couple!" or "Imagine if you got put in a house with a whole bunch of tools and you got filmed 24/7 and became famous for no reason then your fame was gone in 4 months, that would be a sweet deal."

Here are a few reality shows I would like to see happen:

Crab vs a Bull

Crab fights for his life against a steroid fed, 300 lb Bull that has a hatred for big heads. The winner, everyone watching!

Big Brother Star Trek Version

A bunch of Star Trek nerds living in a house together for four months and you get to see all of it! From fights over who was the better Captain; Picard or Kirk, to games of gathering and Dungeons and Dragons, this is a roller coaster ride of emotion you can't live without.

Survivor in a Lepper Colony

Just like the done to death Survivor series but this time on an island full of lepracy! Watch as contestants get voted off for losing body parts, build rafts with spare limbs until there is only one person standing!

Animal Castration Hospital

Watch as staff spend the days encountering the many problems of animal castration.

Mobile Phone Ringtones.

This is probably the only thing gayer than reality TV. This is a typical conversation I have with a fag who thinks they rule for having "awesome" mobile phone ring tones:

Wanker: Hey listen to my mobile phone ring tone, its so cool

*duh duh duh duh*

Me: What was that shit meant to be?

Wanker: Couldnt you tell?

Me: No, it sucks none the less, just tell me tool boy

Wanker: Man, its 50 Cent and Eminem, I got it from one of those mobile ringtone places.

Me: The .95 per minute ones

Wanker: Yeah, now I'm truley individual!

Me: Because you paid for a shitty sound that every 14 year old nation wide has?

Wanker: Yeah, the system sucks, Im showing how really individual i am! Wanna see my punk arm bands or my piercing?

*slapping sound of my hand against Wanker's face.

See, anyone who thinks they're truely individual is being fooled by a world that wants you to think you're being rebelious and a loner when 33% of people your own age are doing exactly the same thing and major companies are cashing in on your stupidity.

Enjoy your crappy lives spazzos.

don't you hate pants?

I have a new hero and his name is Fat fuck Barrell Boy. Many of you will ask "Who is FFBB and why is he the hero of probably the greatest person ever?" Well it's simple.

A) He's fat

B) He's a fuck

C) He wears a fuckin barrell

Fat Fuck Barrell Boy is one of, if not THE, most hardcore wrestlers on the face of the planet today. He'll hit you in the face with a barbed wire baseball bat, he'll staple fire to your face, he'll shit thumbtacks on your forehead and hit them with a sledgehammer, he's just plain nasty. He wrestles regularly as "Mean" Mitch Page but JCW gave him a new look which is so totally sweet I wanna crap my pants.

Another cool person worth mentioning is Prince.

He may dress differently but he'd mess you up. If you gave him shit you'd be eating your teeth after a lightning quick Prince side kick to the mouth. He's so bad he changed his name to a symbol. Who else has a name as a symbol? Not you that's for sure!

Prince rides motorcycles, he's a movie star, he's a multi million dollar singer and he gives no fucks. He'd headbutt you to death for the fun of it. He'd take your mum on a date and ditch her just cause he can. He'd beat Kidblount in a dance off. He'd rescue Larry from political conviction. He'd clone Hitler then kick his ass. He'd sell government information to Iraqis just to mess with Bush's head. He'd eat endangered species even if they tasted bad. He'd do grassies on your new lawn. He'd swollow swollows. He'd pour napalm on starving Etheopians. He'd rape and pillage like a viking. He'd install viruses on your computer and then run away. He'd make a CD of bad covers of She Bangs just to piss you off.

He could but he doesn't cause he can't be bothered. Prince once visited an alien planet. He met jesus.

Prince is way cooler than Michael Jackson.