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On This Page I will cover many awesome political issues as i see fit to.
I love politics and how gruesomely boring it is.
Save Larry Campaign
Basically, larry is a poltical prisoner of the system.
He kicks ass.
He wanted to stab me once, throw a chair at my then-girlfriend while she managed at wrestling and attacked cops and social workers.
he loves Ozzy Osbourne amd weighs as much as 2 people combined.
He has mastered the stinger splash and would kill you with it.
He also dislikes Samurais n Pimps cause they dont like Metallica.
He has an ear ring with a blue feather in it.
He's so fresh I wanna bust out a free style in his honour.
He is heavy metal, twisted steel and sex appeal and a lucha libre stud muffin.
He drank tequila once too.
He draws pictures of Edge wanna-bes saying "Im an Edge Wanna Be"
He will challenge you to a tennis racket on a pole macth and is also the king of karaoke!
He knows Akido.
He breaks faces like he hits switches on bitches.
I got headlice from staying at his house once. That was so cool.
So join me in the "Free Lazza" Campaign by sending me to:
Free Larry Campaign
c/o Chris Buhmann
4 Dundas St East
Ormiston
QLD 4158
Australia
TOGETHER WE CAN FREE THIS MAN FROM THE CONFINDS HE SUFFERS!!!
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Larry Primed for action as the over babyface Laton |
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Look at those fresh ass chops! |
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"Im coming for you! I know good wrestling, alot of matwork n rock n roll daddio!" That's probably what lazza is saying or thinking here.
Other Political Issues
Vote for Arnold Schwazzeneger in the up coming election, he kicks way more ass than everyone in Australia combined. I love his laugh. "You lack Discipline!" "Stop Whining!"
Running man is the greatest Arnie movie ever and if you disagree I will stab you in the face.
Jesse Ventura is a chodis.
John Howard is a chodis gene spliced with Pauly Shore.
Blossom was a top notch show and i wait up till 3am to watch it every week night on Channel 9, or 7.
It seems a political brew-haha has developed over recent times as Chris Mcguire of the National Pirates Association has questioned the ethics of Australian Communist Leader Michael Featherstone.
Mick, the ever vigilant warrior replied "how can he question them when i have none I am a communist and I hate all minorities"
Chris replied by saying "Captain Feathersword, we pirates used to take over countries run by communists, communism is for the weak. u also smell like an ox".
After announcing his newest cabnet member, Michael kidblount, featherstone in turn replied "hmm... he is wrong... Communism > pirates.... So there."
I guess we will just have to wait to see how this one pans out folks.
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