Rats are commonly known as "groupies".
Rats are the best females alive, only feminists would say otherwise, but I don't listen to them.
Rats will do it with you in disabled toilets among other things.
Me and BJ nearly got a rat at the Insane Clown Posse cocnert but we blew her off cause we're way too pimp for a yak like her.
She had a mong finger which was way bigger than the others and she deserved to be sent to AA meetings cause annoying drunks are terrible people.
Rats will pick u up in clubs and try n have there way with you.
here is my patened system to Rat Handling and Stank Yak Extermination:
1. Always be ready for a rat strike where ever you go, be it anywhere besides a family reunion.
2. Always have standards, it makes you look classy instead of some yobbo slob who has herpes.
3. Always carry protection, you don't wnat herpes or child support to pay, even though you could be a deadbeat dad like Todd, which would be kinda humerous after 3 months.
4. Always hit it. You will be a simpleton low life or a straight out failure if you don't.
5. NEVER EVER give her your number, only ever except her number if you are forced to take it.
6. Tell everyone and try n see if your friends can hit it afterwards.
7. Go have a shower asap.
8. Scream "Bling Bling Baby!!" right in her ear drum.
ROCK ON!!!!
