Episode 1:
Chaz's ghost older brother wins the lottery but the scabby old lottery commissioner won't hand the winnings over. Chaz finds out its all a conspiracy with the crusty old principle. Chaz's younger brother and his friends try and get some.
Episode 2:
Chaz robs a 7-11 and chops a few villagers in half. Chaz then polishes his sweet drop top submarine and sleeps with many women.
Episode 3:
Chaz fights and kills Dracula and sleeps with heaps of hot women.
Episode 4:
Chaz goes on a paid vacation to Transelvania only to discover that Frankenstein is running crazy biting people's heads off and bashing old women with poles. Chaz gets super psyched and wrestles a bear as practice for chopping Frankenstein's a$$ up with a huge Katana.
Episode 5:
Chaz has his first run-in with arch nemesis, Mick featherstone, head of the Australian Communist party. Mick owns a super sweet stealth 101 proof submarine with nuclear warheads and intends to bring Australia down into a worl of anarchy and communism. Chaz must fight with all his super samurai powers to ward off this bearer of pure evil.
Epsiode 6:
Chaz and his samurai homies go on a road trip to schoolies week only to find out the Australian Communist Party has sold Schoolies Week to osama Bin ladin. The samurais kill everyone and have sex with hot chicks. The hot chicks turn into a space creature. The Samurais can't beat them alone so the misfits fly their super powered submarine in and blow up the creature. Afterwards they have a huge ass yardy.
Epsiode 7:
Chaz takes his submarine on another holiday to Transelvania with his best friends, the misfits, only to discover that dracula is still alive. Dracula smells the minty fresh interior of Chaz's sub and decides that he must have it. Chaz kills him again, only to find out he is a super human robot. Chaz and the misfits all get wasted on petrol fumes and wrestle Kamala on a thumbtack match then ring up the Dalai Lama and call him a bizatch. Samurais are soooo gnarly.
Epsiode 8:
Chaz meets Kareem Abdul jabbar who has a pit fight with the Lottery Commisioner. Chaz throws Kareem a katana and Kareem cuts off Commisioner Shaq's face with one foul cut. Shaq bleeds everywhere then sews his face back on like Silence Of the Lambs. Shaq then plants a bomb in Kareem's submarine but it backfires in Shaq's sew on face and kills him for good. Chaz's brother finally gets his 6th division lottery win and claims his .
Episode 9:
Chaz finds out that Mick from the Australian communist party is smuggling endangered animals out of Australia to his motherland Russia for sale to Iraqi dictators. Chaz infiltrates Mick's secret mid-earth headquaters but has to make a run for it once Mick's cryogenically frozen twin brother comes to lfie and tries to eat Chaz's dick.
