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Hey ya wack mofos!

Hows your week been?

Firstly, Delta Goodrum sucks. Its true and if you say otherwise you are wrong. She doesn't have cancer at all, it's a commercial ploy so all you asanine idiots with that emotion known as "sympathy" buy her cd's, her dvd's, her scratch and sniff action figure and so you also support her scumbag boyfriend Mark Phillapousis. She is pimping idiots nation wide and not even in a good way where you get to see her boobies. Boycott Delta and her lame ass Neighbours founded career, you'll thank me one day.

Jessica Simpson is so stupid that it is a work. Who wouldn't like to be knobbing someone so stupid? She's blonde, hot and she has the best reality TV show ever where her boy band boyfriend proves to be an angry asshole. He reminds me alot of myself, as you can tell he wants to beat her face in yet pound her hard 7 ways from sunday. her boyfriend is the modern day male role model.

Britney Spears used to be super hot and cool, now she's a slag. Her songs are even more annoying than before. I demand she make some internet porn, like Paris Hilton. Now Paris is a top bitch and someone every female in the world should model themselves on.

Christina Aguileira is a ho and not even a decent one. She reminds me of those prostis you find in the valley with a really hairy muff. If you left your smokes on the table she'd steal them! Plus Paris Hilton would kick her arse. Did you see how fake and unbelievable her fight scene was in the "Dirrty" film clip, she sucked. Paris would hook her in the head and it would be over.

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